Backpacking

A couple with a strong American accent enters the room:
She - wow, there is no lock to this room.
He - oh well, I guess we know where to go if we need some cash or clothes.
She - ooooh, I am so cold.... hey, are we not supposed to be naked to do that?
He - well, we are not gonna get warmer if we take our clothes off.
She - so what do we do then?...... Oh shit, there is someone sleeping here!!!

A conversation in my dorm as I was having a nap. The joys of backpacking!